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Phir saale ghar jaao Pehle inhe manaao inhe khilaao Inke baad khud ki bhookh toh waise hi mar jaati hai Inn sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai naa chup chaap Ghadi ghadi Kya soch rahe ho??? Office me kaam kar raha hoon Sms aajayega I love you Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon. Saal wo beech argument me tumhe jhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi Lekin unki taraf ek ungli point kardo Saara mudra khatam Wo sahi tum galat Shaadi se pehle wo nagin tune kyon bhajta hai Kyon ki band wala bhi tumhe chetaavani de raha hoga ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi me Inka signature tune hai wo Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan Same cheez mein karoon to Uske kisi friend ko call karke Ab ye problems ginaoon to Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya Hmm hmm Tum uski sympathy gain karna chahte ho? Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain yeh chota hatiyar nahi bada hatiyar hai isse badi ladai mein use karenge…. You are commenting using your WordPress.

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Filmed on Kartik Tiwari Rajatthe scene was very well appreciated by the youth, especially boys. Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon Phone aa jayega Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta Punchnma mushkil punchnamq ye baat samajhna? Uske baad all you have to worry about is pyaqr khushiyaan uska birthday uske kutte ka birthday.

Nahi usko pata tha Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana chahta tha Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India jaa raha hoon Nahi toh 10 sawaal puchti Kahaan jaa rahe ho Kyun jaa rahe ho Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: The scene brings out a frustation of a boy on his girlfriend.

15+ Funniest Pyaar Ka Punchnama Dialogues

Email or Phone Password Forgot account? Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your Facebook account. Saala woh beech argument mein tumhe joota phek ke maar de toh koi dikkat nahi Lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point kardo Saara mudda khatam Wo sahi tum galat Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun bajta hai, haan Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe chetawani de raha hota hai ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein Inka signature tune hai woh Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan Same cheez main karoon toh Uske kisi friend ko call karke Ab yeh problems ginaau toh Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko call kiya Hmm hmm Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte ho?

Tu batman wali ki dekh le Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi tum toh kuch karte nahi ho nakara ho napunshak ho main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya us din boli tum toh batman ban gaye mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu.

Ladkiyaan bacha ke punchnamaa hain yeh chota hatiyar nahi bada hatiyar hai isse badi ladai mein use karenge… TU kabhi try karliyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu apni baat ko ssabit karlega Lekin tabhi ek awaaz ayegi Ungli neeche karoo Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi And suddenlythe whole argument will flush down the gutter And mudra ye reh jayega ki How dare you point a finger at me?

Do sms ka reply mat karna Turant Phone aa jayega Phone mat uthaa To dus min me message aa chuka hoga I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to I rajaat think its working anymore And this is when they are not even down Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain Aur yeh….

Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua kya tha??? Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.

Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala Trust me I say patta hai saala patta Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse kahin door jaana chahte ho? Kisne banaya yeh rule Kisne? Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship?

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See more of Best movies dialogues on Facebook. And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye tha She is in this exactly what she wants. Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain yeh chota hatiyar nahi bada hatiyar hai isse badi ladai mein use karenge…. Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman True But koi ye nahi bataata punchnamx behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga To khaana nahi khayegi Phir bhooki so fialogue Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo Kya karoon naukri chod hy

15+ Funniest Pyaar Ka Punchnama Dialogues

Pyaar ka punchnama Rajat's Dialogue Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. Office me kaam kar raha hoon Sms aajayega I love you Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon. Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan Thik se to kar paoonga nahi Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to naatak Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta.

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Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye.

Notify me of new comments via email. Kya soch rahe ho??? Bloody bollywood romantic masaala Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam.